new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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