he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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