Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The ass gains better be worth it
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