Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I know her cup size but not her name....
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