WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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