is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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