i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
whose parrot is this?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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