There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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