Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.

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(817): View more from Texas

The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.

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(425): View more from Washington

After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.

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(407): View more from Florida

I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.

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(801): View more from Utah

I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...

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(516): View more from New York

Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...

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