I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm just crazy horny about you
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
