dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
