There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.