dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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