I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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