I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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