brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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