do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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