It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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