so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Cover your peen. We're going out.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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