I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Bring me that man meat
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
