there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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