i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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