erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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