sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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