Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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