Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think people are normalizing furries
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize