So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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