Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
do herpes really smell.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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