margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i dont even know how to be here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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