I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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