I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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