You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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