Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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