My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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