i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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