im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how do flat chested girls get laid?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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