He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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