Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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