It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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