why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
did you just send me my own nude
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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