so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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