Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
