p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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