on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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