Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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