idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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