Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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