So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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