It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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