I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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