She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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