More tranny stories later!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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