i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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