eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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