just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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