1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There r osticjed everywhere
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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