Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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