Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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