I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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